"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

When you want a second child and resort to what worked for getting the first one...
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If a Pygmy comes out and starts slicing carrots into the water, we're fucked...

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That's the first rule of gezzerdom...
  1. Never pass up a bathroom.
  2. Never waste a hard-on.
  3. Never trust a fart.
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If you ever wondered where the expression, "Kill the Gingers" came from...

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When you've got a case of Alien butthurt, and no one will listen...

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I believe there was a Seinfeld episode about "The Shrinkage Factor".
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When you're cruisin' the streets of Asheville, and you want a ride that will reel in both the Goth and the Hippie chicks...
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Would need WiFi so the pics and vids could be immediately posted to the People of WalMart site...and craft beer.

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When you know there's going to be a train wreck, but you bite your tongue for the good of the nation...
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Not getting within 10 feet of that bitch without a stainless steel cod piece...😮

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Best Presidential meme generator of all time...

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