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FYI for those that like to get some "strange"...

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When you had someone in the past claim ignorance of the "Third Date Rule", and now the expectations are posted...

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They say don't judge a book by its cover...no, its not about THAT, but it did spawn a new euphemism.
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Hello Darlin'
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When you're pretty sure you flunked your finals and you need to drown your sorrows...

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Better be careful. She'll be putting you in a nursing home one day...

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When it's your second divorce and you're not going to have a pot to pee in...

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It seems the "Crocodile Dundee" test was way ahead of its time...
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Some pineapple juice will fix that...
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Campaigning under his porn name?

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LOL! I've been waiting for the 1,000th thread to be posted since last night. I didn't want to "cheat" and post one myself to reach the milestone.

But, here we are... A thread with dick jokes! LOL!

Congratulations! :ROFLMAO:
 
More and better to come if the peeps want it...:cool:
Wasn't aware of the thread count. If this was #1000, it was just luck.
 
The only time a Father wishes his kid had a temporary case of rigor mortis...

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Taking that "Parting Shot" as you leave the court room...
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Come to think of it, have you ever seen them together?
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Who else like to watch snowflakes melt?
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Did someone say 2000 Mules?
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Since they can't come up with candidates that are worth a shit, I nominate for Prez...
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And for VP...
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When you don't whack the tube of biscuits hard enough on the edge of the counter...
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You've heard of the Chicken Ranch?
The Mustang Ranch?
Now there's a ranch just for seniors...
Calling all Blue Pill men!!
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When June wanted an encore performance, but had lay it between the lines for the censors...
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