Animal Funnies!

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I think my dog is getting in to my liquor cabinet. I keep finding her hugging the toilet.
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Racer88 said:
Huskies are hilarious.
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They are also direct descendants of wolves... :eek:
A dog trainer on gootoob put them as one of the three worst dog breeds for families. :unsure: I think Cano Corso and Malinois were the other two.

A buddy of mine had one for years. Everything was OK until he started going doggie senile. :( The dog would disappear and his mother, who lived 5 miles away, would call and tell him "your dog is here". :rolleyes: They'd occasionally find a random dead cat in the yard. :eek:
One day, a little girl is walking her foofie dog in front of his house and the Husky casually walks out of the gate and up to the little dog, grabs it in his mouth and shakes it to death! :eek: :( They had to buy the girl a new dog to the tune of $800 or so! This was before a city/town would impound and euthanize a dog as "vicious". About six months later they found the dog on the side of the road about halfway to his mom's house--apparently hit by a car...
 
Bobster said:
They are also direct descendants of wolves... :eek:
A dog trainer on gootoob put them as one of the three worst dog breeds for families. :unsure: I think Cano Corso and Malinois were the other two.

A buddy of mine had one for years. Everything was OK until he started going doggie senile. :( The dog would disappear and his mother, who lived 5 miles away, would call and tell him "your dog is here". :rolleyes: They'd occasionally find a random dead cat in the yard. :eek:
One day, a little girl is walking her foofie dog in front of his house and the Husky casually walks out of the gate and up to the little dog, grabs it in his mouth and shakes it to death! :eek: :( They had to buy the girl a new dog to the tune of $800 or so! This was before a city/town would impound and euthanize a dog as "vicious". About six months later they found the dog on the side of the road about halfway to his mom's house--apparently hit by a car...
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I had a malamute for a couple of years. Raised her from a pup. Beautiful animal during cold weather but summer weather was really hard for her. Probably not the only breed like this but once you set her food down you walked away. Even getting close to her while eating she would snarl an snap. She was also the first dog in the neighborhood to hear sirens.
 
seniormoment said:
I had a malamute for a couple of years. Raised her from a pup. Beautiful animal during cold weather but summer weather was really hard for her. Probably not the only breed like this but once you set her food down you walked away. Even getting close to her while eating she would snarl an snap. She was also the first dog in the neighborhood to hear sirens.
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I also had a malamute once. Put him up with a malamute breeder when we took a trip. When filling out the forms for the boarding I put a very honest weight of 125#. The so called breeder said "oh, he's fat". I walked back out to my truck to get him and walked back in with his back taller than the desk this putz was sitting at and all she could muster up was an "oh my, he's huge". I followed that up with " He's not huge, he's normal. Yours are all runts" as all of the ones she had for breeding were no larger than the average husky.

When she asked how much I would charge for breeding I told her a dollar per pound per hour. 12 hour minimum. She replied with something along the lines of that's ridiculous. My reply to that was "so was the $3000 she was asking for the dogs she was selling. I think she snuck him in with her dogs while we were gone because about 5 months later her price for expected pups went up to $4000. If only I could have proved that back in the early 90s.
 
Curmudgeon said:
When she asked how much I would charge for breeding I told her a dollar per pound per hour. 12 hour minimum. She replied with something along the lines of that's ridiculous. My reply to that was "so was the $3000 she was asking for the dogs she was selling. I think she snuck him in with her dogs while we were gone because about 5 months later her price for expected pups went up to $4000. If only I could have proved that back in the early 90s.
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You had to know she was going to do that while you were away, eh?
 

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