Demspeak: A Translation

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Having trouble navigating through conversations with Lefty friends or family members? Confused about how otherwise seemingly rational people can have completely illogical opinions? No need to remain silent, no need to stay confuse by the apparent insanity gripping half the Nation! NOW YOU CAN understand WTF they are saying!🤣

I do feel it is important to understand where our political opponents are coming from, and what they really mean by what they say. So, to help with that, I am working on a translation, it may take years and years (and lots of Aspirin) to understand what they mean, by then of course all of what they say will mean something entirely different. Also, by dinner-time, all of what they say will mean something entirely different.


Demspeak: A translation, Part 1

  • "Hi, I'm Joe Biden." :
"Someone is holding up a cue-card, reminding me of somebody's name."

  • Re-imagine Public Safety. :
"We don't want to use your tax money to pay for Police. We want to give ourselves another raise."

  • Re-imagine Policing. :
See above.

  • Defund the Police. :
See above, again.

Add, "We will re-route SOME of your tax dollars to pay for our own Private Security."

  • Summer of Love. :
"Somebody will get shot. I won't remember his name, he probably wasn't a voter anyway."

  • Socialist. :
"Socially aware. Uh, I think?"

  • Socially aware. :
"I want to discredit every aspect of your opinion by appearing to be 'sensitive' to other cultures."

  • The Narrative. :
Lie.

  • "_________________" :
Lie.

  • Racist. :
"Caucasian with (or without) money. Any person of 'color' who disagrees with giving me more power."

  • Police. :
"Somebody I will spit on and denounce, until I feel threatened, then I'll scream for them like Mommy."

  • Evil Right-Wing extremists. :
"Anybody who actually thinks for themselves, AND disagrees with me."

  • Mostly Peaceful Protesters. :
"Partially violent mob of looters, vandals, thieves, and other assorted criminals, with some other people too."

  • Evil symbols of hatred. :
"Monuments to our history, our past, and people who made a difference to this country, yet were still flawed human beings too."

  • Monuments to racism. :
See above.

Add, "We want you to remember people greater than ourselves

for the worst thing about them, not the best."

  • Respected Congresswoman A. O. Cortez (AOC). :
"Dangerously Stupid Left Extremist politician."

  • Black Lives Matter. :
"Political hate-groups with positive-sounding trendy names that can further some of our own agendas should be catered to, exclusively and

beyond Constitutional, Federal, State, and Local laws."

  • AR-15. :
"Evil, evil scary thing! Get it away from ME!"

  • AR-14. :
"Hi, I'm Joe Biden. Your gun is illegal!"

  • Constitution. :
"Frustrating and antiquated piece of paper I would rather wipe my backside with than understand."

  • Equality. :
"__________"

  • Equity. :
"We penalize anyone not doing the worst of any of us, in the name of 'progress' and 'enlightenment'. Don't ask what we are progressing towards..."

  • Justice system. :
"Kangaroo playground where we toy with citizen's lives and watch them suffer. We like that!"

  • Assault Weapon. :
"ANYTHING you can use to defend yourself with. Right now, rifles. Soon, telephones (if we haven't Defunded the Police yet).

  • Citizen. :
"Subjugate to our will and force of rule."

  • Insurrection (1). :
“We must keep Trump from running for Office again, he was better at leading than ANY of us.”

  • Insurrection (2). :
“Unguided Tour Group into the Capitol, completely unarmed. From another building, makes AOC sh*t her pants.”

  • 2nd Amendment. :
"Legal binder that we will continue to neuter and erode until we can finally abolish it because 'it isn't helping you anymore anyway. So forget it ever existed.' "

  • Self-defense. :
"Something you shouldn't be allowed to do, nor be capable of doing."

  • "Racistly, hatefully assaulting Mostly-Peaceful Protesters." :
Self Defense.

  • Freedom. :
"Inconvenient and irrelevant concept we have no understanding of or respect for. Unless it is our own."

  • Encourage. :
"Force, upon penalty of law. But in a very un-fascist sort of way..."

  • Trump. :
"Horrible, evil, vile, the death of all good things! Also the cause of the deficit, COVID-19, and stale bread."

  • Excessive capacity. :
"Normal magazine capacity."

  • Diminished capacity. :
"Hi, I'm Joe Biden."

Hope this helps, I know it helped me to write it! :)
 
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