Same here. Impossible to approach the home without being detected. Motion detection, cameras, sound detection.I have 4 early warning systems and cameras in place. Firearms almost always within 10 seconds reach. Of course I like out in the sticks and idjits would have to find me first. Most wanna be thugs don't generally leave the city limits for their "work".
Doll heads. A trick I learned from a local. My property in the Outer Banks has no house - just an old hunting/fishing shack - but nosy tourists, real estate assholes, and other trespassers now think twice before going over the fence.When I said "4 early warning systems" I was referring to my dogs. I swear the small ones can hear a rabbit fart from a mile away.
I had a driveway monitor but it currently needs to be replaced. Years of Texas weather have taken a toll on it.
Still have to put my bulls-eye signs up. Just a 12" tin with a couple bullet holes and reflective tape for distance markers.
All ya gotta do is fire a shotgun blast in the air, like ol' Joe Biden suggested.Wraparound deck second floor. Basically if an intruder doesn’t run away, he’s a sitting duck
Warning shots are for old TV and movie cowboys.All ya gotta do is fire a shotgun blast in the air, like ol' Joe Biden suggested.
Here's another tip. Intruder detected? In your creepiest movie voice, slowly say " I CAN SMELL YOU "
A gay burglar would never be so rude as to not call first.Or have a motion-activated voice-recording whispering "Come a little closer so I can f*** you in the ass!"Will work for all but the gayest of gays...
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And bring a dish!A gay burglar would never be so rude as to not call first.
A gay burglar would never be so rude as to not call first.
And bring a dish!
Or a guy who has been in the can a few times. He may accept that offer!Or have a motion-activated voice-recording whispering "Come a little closer so I can f*** you in the ass!"Will work for all but the gayest of gays...
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