Furmac the mighty

[Stephen G]

 

[Racer88]

Those ears! LOL! He could use those in the dark for echo-location, like a bat!

 

[Stephen G]

I keep trying to get a vid of him hopping, it HILARIOUS. Hops like a bunny, all 4s tucked at the apex, big ol floppy ears bouncing around. Does it when excited.

 

[Stephen G]

How to train your Beast
Walmart clearance
Regulation Volleyball- 3.2sec to implosion $9.00
Shack Basketball- 10sec to implosion, BUT inflates itself $10.00
Boat Bumber- practically indestructible $10.00
Soft side frisbee-$12.00 still holding on after 20min.
Tip to add excitement to mix- pat nephew on head and back with mixture of bacon & chicken fat, then offer $5 if he can outrun the dawg.
Cost me an outfit for the kid, but worth it ROFLMAO

 

[brian]

The bacon fat on the child almost looks dangerous. Then again, we visited a wolf sanctuary a few months ago and I had a 130 pounder licking the back of my neck/head and periodically nibbling.

 

[Stephen G]

Ive never been bitten by a k9 over 30lbs. Ive never had a k9 bite anyone undeserving.
The kid was just fine, 1/2 nekked at the end but just fine. Plus he knows how to handle a dog. Commands, to stop when the puppy is getting too wound up & how to carry himself around a animals.

 

[Stephen G]

17 weeks 44.6lbs & 20". 1/2 point is 5 or 6 months. Been holding back on the food so he doesnt grow too quickly. Went back to 3x aday. Wasnt geeting enough at 4x daily and was always hungry. Still always hungry just not as aggravating lmao.

 

[One Ping Only]

Priceless!!

 

[Stephen G]

 

[Stephen G]

Well he has taken to singing in the shower at 2am for the pleasure of irritating me. Also Im no longer allowed to shower alone. If I close the curtain all the way he will rip it down.
Any idea how utterly helpless you feel when a 50lb raptor starts a fight over the water with soap in your eyes?

 

[One Ping Only]

I foresee some obedience school….snort.

 

[Stephen G]

Hes doing good. 19weeks, sit, lay, fetch, no are done with voice and/or hand signal, almost has stay to my off side while on a leash down.

 

[Stephen G]

I went over hurricane saftey and what to do in the event of tornadoes.
Guess Ill just stand out in the yard an bark at the wind

 

[Stephen G]

21 weeks 60lbs has 1 baby tooth left.
I spent 2 day in PT Eval 8hr days, now evertime I sit he has to sit on top of me.

 

[One Ping Only]

My son has a 2 yr old Great Dane. (Actually about 15% rott, but the rest pure Dane). That thing is already 135 pounds and gets into a tractor-trailer cab all by himself. Ask me about when he wants to come sit on your lap….

You might need a bigger shovel. Heeharrhee

 

[Stephen G]

I hope he doesnt get that big. At 22 weeks he's walking into my recliner with me in it and the feet up. He drags a 3" 6foot pee can log around as a chew toy. I had to bribe him to get my gator tire back.

 

[Stephen G]

6months next week an already breaking 60lbs.
Daily routine, wake 4am, steal pillows an sheets off bed.
Outsise to scare teenagers going to school, church people and lady jogger with big boobs.
Find SOMETHING not suppose to have- today it was my small channel locks the went missing last week.
Followed by food and scream like a baby until Im back in my chair for his nap.
Thats a box from UPS with my tractor bearings in it.

 

[Michele]

Good Boy !

 

[Stephen G]

So after a hard day of making the Fedex dude shit himself, he feels accomplished enough for a nap.
After which he he grabbed the box Fedex dropped and ran back to truck. It contained a 80lb bumper. He drug it alll over the yard until finally I was able to remove the bumper. At which point he shredded the box and packing material.

 

[Stephen G]

Hes ready to ride, think he broke 70lbs last week. Be 8months in 2weeks