Idiot firearms "instructor" NDs in front of students.

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This is an oldie at this point, and perhaps already seen by most folks here. But it's worth posting anyway.

The student that instinctively ducks out of the way while this MORON recklessly waves the revolver around looks (and acts) a bit like "Jim" from "The Office," eh?

Then he cocks it for single action WITH his finger ON the trigger.... and then... shoots a hole in the ceiling and pops himself in the mouth.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGKyhilGZWA
 
Yup, I remember that one and what a moron! :mad:
 
"I don't want to brag or anything, but I am an NRA Certified Safety Officer and Instructor", said this guy to everyone.
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"I don't want to brag or anything, but I am an NRA Certified Safety Officer and Instructor", said this guy to everyone.
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Except he cannot pronounce the consonants r, f, or s. Inplace of those is a high frequency whistle and the whole thing comes out as, "I'm an N-AH-AY sa'ety in'tuctuh!" 🤣 🤪
 
His post ND is worse. He replies "Yes" to the student when asked if he did that on purpose and then goes on with his demonstration. The student laughing about it isn't any better. I'm not an instructor, but I'd think it'd be appropriate at that point to make the gun safe, shut down the range activity and call everyone back into the classroom to review what happened, why it shouldn't have and how to keep it from happening.
 
These are the guys that walk around beating their chest acted all macho. They do the dumbest shit.
Atleast no one else got hurt- this time.
Rules are there for a reason and apply to everyone. No one should be getting in a snit if they point out you are doing something unsafe. Be glad someone is watching out for you.
 
These are the guys that walk around beating their chest acted all macho. They do the dumbest shit.
Atleast no one else got hurt- this time.
Rules are there for a reason and apply to everyone. No one should be getting in a snit if they point out you are doing something unsafe. Be glad someone is watching out for you.
I’ll bet he’s a cornucopia of advice on some gun forum. It’s always the ass hats with patches on thier shirt.

I’d also wager he got his books thrown out the window more than once in high school. Probably a noogie or a wedgie from the hallway bully too.
 
I am reminded of the fat, middle aged men I see on Saturday morning, riding a $10,000 bike and decked out with all the best gear and wearing logo emblazoned Spandex like Lance Armstrong.

They ride the bike to Starbucks and pretend to be cyclists - who would never drink a 500 calorie iced mocha cappuccino, extra foam.
 
I am reminded of the fat, middle aged men I see on Saturday morning, riding a $10,000 bike and decked out with all the best gear and wearing logo emblazoned Spandex like Lance Armstrong.

They ride the bike to Starbucks and pretend to be cyclists - who would never drink a 500 calorie iced mocha cappuccino, extra foam.
Reminds me of my scuba diving days on the "cattle boats" (before I got a friend with a boat). There was always at least one guy standing at the transom smoking a cigarette... and then toss the butt into the ocean.
 
Reminds me of my scuba diving days on the "cattle boats" (before I got a friend with a boat). There was always at least one guy standing at the transom smoking a cigarette... and then toss the butt into the ocean.
I think it was 2008 ... a dive boat crew 'forgot' one of the divers and returned to port - left her 20 miles out in the gulf? I was on that same Key West dive boat a week before that happened. It was surprising news because on my trip they were meticulous about doing a headcount. A second crew member repeated the same count to make sure everybody was on board before we turned back.

Before then I never realized how often that happens.
 
Tells his wife he did 30 miles today. It's really hard to lose weight when you are over 50. Mostly because you eat too much, drink too much, and only pretend to exercise.

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I think it was 2008 ... a dive boat crew 'forgot' one of the divers and returned to port - left her 20 miles out in the gulf? I was on that same Key West dive boat a week before that happened. It was surprising news because on my trip they were meticulous about doing a headcount. A second crew member repeated the same count to make sure everybody was on board before we turned back.

Before then I never realized how often that happens.
When I was on active flight status for the Navy, we were required to renew our aviation physiology (AvPhys) training every four years, minimum, which included, parachute system/ejection seat training, altitude chamber, helo dunker, etc.

During one training session at the older Naval AvPhys Facility we traveled to (before the Navy built a new state-of-the art facility at our Home Plate), one of my colleagues was renewing and had just gotten out of swim and survival float pool, which is performed in full flight gear, including flight suit, helmet, steel-toed flight boots, g-suit, gloves, etc. After the instructors/safety divers had also exited the pool and were preparing to move his group next door for the next phase of their training, my colleague pointed to the bottom of the pool, saying, "Hey, what about that guy?" The team of instructors all looked where he was pointing to see another aviator laying face-down motionless on the bottom of the pool and obviously not breathing!

Uttering some harsh expletives, two of the "safety divers" frantically dove into the pool, pulled the aviator to the surface, were they and others were thankfully able to revive him!

As the story unfolded, we learned he was a U.S. Marine Captain (O-3) MH-53 aviator from an east coast USMC Air Base. Thankfully he lived, but because he'd lost consciousness for a period of time, that poor man was grounded for an entire year, all because the safety team fucked up and nearly got one of their charges killed!

I'm quite certain he was happy to be alive, but I'm also quite sure he put some very choice words in his Christmas Cards to the Navy for the rest of his aviation career! I never knew what happened to those AvPhys staff members, but I wouldn't be surprised if one or more were taken to Captain's Mast or worse!

By the way, the Marines admit they are part of the "Department of Navy" . . . but they claim it's "The Men's Department!" :outta here:
 
When I was on active flight status for the Navy, we were required to renew our aviation physiology (AvPhys) training every four years, minimum, which included, parachute system/ejection seat training, altitude chamber, helo dunker, etc.

During one training session at the older Naval AvPhys Facility we traveled to (before the Navy built a new state-of-the art facility at our Home Plate), one of my colleagues was renewing and had just gotten out of swim and survival float pool, which is performed in full flight gear, including flight suit, helmet, steel-toed flight boots, g-suit, gloves, etc. After the instructors/safety divers had also exited the pool and were preparing to move his group next door for the next phase of their training, my colleague pointed to the bottom of the pool, saying, "Hey, what about that guy?" The team of instructors all looked where he was pointing to see another aviator laying face-down motionless on the bottom of the pool and obviously not breathing!

Uttering some harsh expletives, two of the "safety divers" frantically dove into the pool, pulled the aviator to the surface, were they and others were thankfully able to revive him!

As the story unfolded, we learned he was a U.S. Marine Captain (O-3) MH-53 aviator from an east coast USMC Air Base. Thankfully he lived, but because he'd lost consciousness for a period of time, that poor man was grounded for an entire year, all because the safety team fucked up and nearly got one of their charges killed!

I'm quite certain he was happy to be alive, but I'm also quite sure he put some very choice words in his Christmas Cards to the Navy for the rest of his aviation career! I never knew what happened to those AvPhys staff members, but I wouldn't be surprised if one or more were taken to Captain's Mast or worse!

By the way, the Marines admit they are part of the "Department of Navy" . . . but they claim it's "The Men's Department!" :outta here:
Wow!

I get that it's a movie but I always got a kick out of this scene:
View: https://youtu.be/3vaN2CPa40o?si=ysWGU7jOIA8jNh2k

Never wore the uniform but I know the vibe between Navy and Marine Corps. Pretty entertaining to witness the 'opinions' from both sides. My dealings with Marines was constant. Marines guard US embassies. I rarely saw a Marine officer at an embassy. The embassy details are usually led by a non com Staff Sgt or Gunny.

I found the Coast Guard were the most vocal about their Navy comrades, who they called "Squids".
 
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When I was on active flight status for the Navy, we were required to renew our aviation physiology (AvPhys) training every four years, minimum, which included, parachute system/ejection seat training, altitude chamber, helo dunker, etc.

During one training session at the older Naval AvPhys Facility we traveled to (before the Navy built a new state-of-the art facility at our Home Plate), one of my colleagues was renewing and had just gotten out of swim and survival float pool, which is performed in full flight gear, including flight suit, helmet, steel-toed flight boots, g-suit, gloves, etc. After the instructors/safety divers had also exited the pool and were preparing to move his group next door for the next phase of their training, my colleague pointed to the bottom of the pool, saying, "Hey, what about that guy?" The team of instructors all looked where he was pointing to see another aviator laying face-down motionless on the bottom of the pool and obviously not breathing!

Uttering some harsh expletives, two of the "safety divers" frantically dove into the pool, pulled the aviator to the surface, were they and others were thankfully able to revive him!

As the story unfolded, we learned he was a U.S. Marine Captain (O-3) MH-53 aviator from an east coast USMC Air Base. Thankfully he lived, but because he'd lost consciousness for a period of time, that poor man was grounded for an entire year, all because the safety team fucked up and nearly got one of their charges killed!

I'm quite certain he was happy to be alive, but I'm also quite sure he put some very choice words in his Christmas Cards to the Navy for the rest of his aviation career! I never knew what happened to those AvPhys staff members, but I wouldn't be surprised if one or more were taken to Captain's Mast or worse!

By the way, the Marines admit they are part of the "Department of Navy" . . . but they claim it's "The Men's Department!" :outta here:
Been there, done that! The AvPhys part. At Naval Air Station Miramar (CA).... which is where "Top Gun" was at the time.

Since I wasn't an aviator, I had to do it on my own time and took two days of leave. And since I was the only non-aviator in the class, I was the "honorary demonstration model" for some of the exercises / tests. :) Hanging in the air (simulated parachute) in front of the class was NOT comfortable on the "boys," if ya know what I mean!

Speaking of the swim / water survival part.... Once you were suited up, you could get in the pool and hang on to the side while the others finished getting ready. So, I got in and held the side of the pool. I was curious about how negatively buoyant I was so I let go of the side of the pool.... and the next thing I knew I was standing on the bottom of the pool! Sunk like a rock! That full flight gear is like an anchor! Oh shit! This isn't going to be easy!

The fact that I was an avid scuba diver helped with the water survival stuff, especially the "dunker."

I passed all the tests on both days. Thankfully, no incidents like @BeerHunter described. While it wasn't easy, it was a lot of fun... "It's not just a job, it's an adventure!" :cool: And I got my "ticket punch" (aka "back seat quals"), which allowed me to get a ride later that year. Coolest thing I've ever done (or ever will do) in my life.
 
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Nobody told me to take that training. I guess they didn't care what happened to me if we had to ditch :)

But seriously... the only military aircraft I was in were C-130s or C-17s. Blackhawk a few times, once an Osprey. Couple times a C5. What a beast that is! The sheer size of it - especially from the inside - left me gobsmacked.

Huey's converted to civilian use was somewhat common. Usually flown by a cigar chomping expatriate wild man. Some of those flights... I was never so glad to have my feet back on terra firma. Flying at tree level, under bridges or in narrow canyons. Later I was in float planes a lot when I was working in the PNW, BC.

Scuba? Strictly a now and then vacation thing for me. The most challenging act for me was when they throw everything in the deep end of the pool and you have to jump in and get it all on and working.

Different world down there. I enjoyed scuba but never really found the time to make it a regular thing. I occasionally go snorkeling if I'm someplace tropical.
 
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