Fun day at the range. Got into a little "kerfuffle" with another idiot shooter there! It was quite amusing!
So, the range went cold. I stayed behind the line, as I didn't need to change my target. Most of the shooters were out attending to their targets.
One of the shooters to my left (about 4 lanes down) approached the bench, and one of the RSOs yelled, "Stay off the benches!" It happens all-too-frequently at the range. Folks just forget and figure, "I'm just grabbing my cell phone"... or other seemingly benign thing.
Now... had the guy simply backed off with a "mea culpa" or "oops, sorry," nothing more would have happened. But this clown outed himself as a moron by saying, "I thought you said the range is hot!"
And that's when I couldn't resist.... with a smile, I said (while pointing), "There are people out on the range!" In other words, the chances of the RSO calling it hot are ZERO. And even if he had, it's SUPER-obvious there is a CROWD of shooters out there. DUH! You can't go hot while people are out there.
And then he actually said this: "I didn't look out there." Ummmmmm.... must.... resist.... And as he said that, my friend @Caleb was coming in (from changing his target) through the little gate RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUY. I didn't say anything, but I laughed. Unless the guy was blind, again.... a crowd of people out there downrange! LOL!
In desperation to save his own embarrassment, he yelled at me, "How about fuck you!" To which I replied with a big smile... simply, "OK."
About this time, an RSO (former Marine) approached the moron to talk to him. He passed by me and gestured to just not say anything else. The moron then told RSO, "Well, he's mouthing off to me." After the RSO talked to him, he passed me again on his way back and gave me a big eye roll, implying this moron was... well... a moron.
If the guy hadn't said "I thought he called it hot," I would not have said anything. But with that, I couldn't resist! Also... before the RSOs call it hot, they have a routine schpiel that includes asking the entire line, "Does anyone see anyone downrange?" And the RSOs expect us to confirm and answer out loud... "NO!"
There is no place for ego on a gun range. He was embarrassed and was trying to save face but dug his own hole deeper. But an extra dose of embarrassment (courtesy of me) can serve to emphasize a safety lesson learned.
The funny thing is that I got there (earlier) as the range was opening for the day. I chatted with one of the RSOs about range safety, and he said "We have to be strict because of the crazy shit we see." He also said, "It's everyone's duty to be an RSO... if you see something, say something."
So, the range went cold. I stayed behind the line, as I didn't need to change my target. Most of the shooters were out attending to their targets.
One of the shooters to my left (about 4 lanes down) approached the bench, and one of the RSOs yelled, "Stay off the benches!" It happens all-too-frequently at the range. Folks just forget and figure, "I'm just grabbing my cell phone"... or other seemingly benign thing.
Now... had the guy simply backed off with a "mea culpa" or "oops, sorry," nothing more would have happened. But this clown outed himself as a moron by saying, "I thought you said the range is hot!"
And that's when I couldn't resist.... with a smile, I said (while pointing), "There are people out on the range!" In other words, the chances of the RSO calling it hot are ZERO. And even if he had, it's SUPER-obvious there is a CROWD of shooters out there. DUH! You can't go hot while people are out there.
And then he actually said this: "I didn't look out there." Ummmmmm.... must.... resist.... And as he said that, my friend @Caleb was coming in (from changing his target) through the little gate RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUY. I didn't say anything, but I laughed. Unless the guy was blind, again.... a crowd of people out there downrange! LOL!
In desperation to save his own embarrassment, he yelled at me, "How about fuck you!" To which I replied with a big smile... simply, "OK."
About this time, an RSO (former Marine) approached the moron to talk to him. He passed by me and gestured to just not say anything else. The moron then told RSO, "Well, he's mouthing off to me." After the RSO talked to him, he passed me again on his way back and gave me a big eye roll, implying this moron was... well... a moron.
If the guy hadn't said "I thought he called it hot," I would not have said anything. But with that, I couldn't resist! Also... before the RSOs call it hot, they have a routine schpiel that includes asking the entire line, "Does anyone see anyone downrange?" And the RSOs expect us to confirm and answer out loud... "NO!"
There is no place for ego on a gun range. He was embarrassed and was trying to save face but dug his own hole deeper. But an extra dose of embarrassment (courtesy of me) can serve to emphasize a safety lesson learned.
The funny thing is that I got there (earlier) as the range was opening for the day. I chatted with one of the RSOs about range safety, and he said "We have to be strict because of the crazy shit we see." He also said, "It's everyone's duty to be an RSO... if you see something, say something."
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