"Don't get any ideas!" 
I kinda understand the “former” cop for doing what he did. That smell lasts for days. I asked my wife to, from now on, cook fish outside after the first time. You notice I said ASKED. I may be dumb but I’m not stupid.Felony Fish Nuking?
I'd demand a Loudermill hearing and enclose the room, then nuke some cat fish. See if they'd uphold then.
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