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no4mk1t said:
When you need both a van and a pickup, and Detroit just won't make what you need. So you bust out the Tig rig and commence welding.
There's a cosmic sense of oneness that it is photographed in front of a Waffle House. The natural habitat of its creator....

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The only thing missing is a "P80" logo on the side! :LOL:
 
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Racer88 said:
My wife and I actually tried it for about 9 months, years ago. 9 months of MISERY.
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Fuck, I'm a reluctant vegan right now. 3 weeks in trying to get rid of my first case of gout. Doc says no red meat, and no beer. I'm a beer loving carnivore and I'm about to fuckin' die! 😭

Why can't gout be caused by asparagus? I can not eat the shit out of asparagus.
I ate some chicken over the weekend thinking, "well, chicken isn't red meat". Turns out poultry is out too, but the doc in the box only mentioned red meat. And it was almost gone at that point. Now it's flared back up. 😢

Can't even have non alcoholic beer. What ever is bad about beer is in the ingredients as well as the alcohol. 🤬
Only good part is I've lost 10lbs. so far. Other than that, I can't recommend it.
 
no4mk1t said:
Fuck, I'm a reluctant vegan right now. 3 weeks in trying to get rid of my first case of gout. Doc says no red meat, and no beer. I'm a beer loving carnivore and I'm about to fuckin' die! 😭

Why can't gout be caused by asparagus? I can not eat the shit out of asparagus.
I ate some chicken over the weekend thinking, "well, chicken isn't red meat". Turns out poultry is out too, but the doc in the box only mentioned red meat. And it was almost gone at that point. Now it's flared back up. 😢

Can't even have non alcoholic beer. What ever is bad about beer is in the ingredients as well as the alcohol. 🤬
Only good part is I've lost 10lbs. so far. Other than that, I can't recommend it.
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Damn... I admit laughing about the asparagus quip. Sorry to hear of your misery. My brother gets gout attacks and says it's miserable.
 
Racer88 said:
Damn... I admit laughing about the asparagus quip. Sorry to hear of your misery. My brother gets gout attacks and says it's miserable.
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It's exactly like in the cartoons when the huge hammer hits the thumb and it swells up, turns beet red, and throbs like a tooth ache with every heartbeat. The weight of the bed sheet on it is uncomfortable.
For the first week, I was doing a damn good impersonation of Chester on Gunsmoke...😢
 
Up until a week ago, I would have said factory ammo. But I had to break down and buy some 6mm ARC for lack of brass...
My alternate answer is rap music... 🤨

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no4mk1t said:
I thought everyone in the Navy was issued one of these right after being sworn in...😋

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I didn't drink coffee until I was 31 years old and then only with sugar and cream. In 2006 after a trip to France to fly the M2000D, I liked the coffee so much, I dropped the sugar and cream, came to really enjoy the actual taste of good coffee, and lost 35 lb in the process. Now I'm more of a "Just give me the coffee and nobody gets hurt" kind of person! :ROFLMAO:
 
BeerHunter said:
I didn't drink coffee until I was 31 years old and then only with sugar and cream. In 2006 after a trip to France to fly the M2000D, I liked the coffee so much, I dropped the sugar and cream, came to really enjoy the actual taste of good coffee, and lost 35 lb in the process. Now I'm more of a "Just give me the coffee and nobody gets hurt" kind of person! :ROFLMAO:
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When I was young, it was "sweet and light". Then I worked at a place where the cream and sugar supply was spotty, so I just decided to learn to drink it black. Been that way ever since.
 
no4mk1t said:
When I was young, it was "sweet and light". Then I worked at a place where the cream and sugar supply was spotty, so I just decided to learn to drink it black. Been that way ever since.
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"Once black, never go back" for my coffee! 🤠
 

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