"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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Just sayin'... barely scooter worthy.


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How you can tell if the Starbuck's Barista owns a cat...
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Buy the bitch a Snickers and mellow her ass out!!

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There's a couple I'd change, Pistol for purse, and lock the gun safe for iron and stove, but otherwise a handy reminder before leaving the house.

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Racer88 said:
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.
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I thought it was supposed to be a reminder of things you could forget.
You can't forget #2 unless you're DM post-op... :rolleyes:
 
no4mk1t said:
I thought it was supposed to be a reminder of things you could forget.
You can't forget #2 unless you're DM post-op... :rolleyes:
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Image of Just remember: ”spectacles, testicles, watch, wallet.”


I just learned something! I didn't realize it was a mnemonic for how to do the Catholic cross thing.
 
Racer88 said:
Image of Just remember: ”spectacles, testicles, watch, wallet.”


I just learned something! I didn't realize it was a mnemonic for how to do the Catholic cross thing.
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I never heard the phrase growing up. I heard it from my cousin when we were adults.
So, no one ever said. What did they teach the girls to say when performing the sign of the cross?
 
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Yikes!
Why can't you stick with "junk". Technically, it's more accurate anyway...

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Is this what they call the coup de grâce?
Breaking: Bud Light Appoints Whoopi Goldberg as Brand Ambassador in a Bold Strategy to Boost Sales...
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