"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[JCinPA]

 

[no4mk1t]

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Since there's no eye bleach, another beer will have to do to help me forget the homeliness...

 

[no4mk1t]

That would do it!!

 

[no4mk1t]

When your seniority finally gets you your own table at the local breakfast eatery...

 

[no4mk1t]

Just in time for Halloween and Covid II...

 

[Racer88]

When your seniority finally gets you your own table at the local breakfast eatery...
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Probably the most interesting people there!

 

[Racer88]

 

[no4mk1t]

Hey, we're saving the planet one steak at a time.
Here's some tofu for your pie hole....

 

[Racer88]

This is a great set by Bill Burr:

View: https://youtu.be/rdvSwStGErs

 

[no4mk1t]

Pixar Presents:
The Lolita Express

 

[Racer88]

Pixar Presents:
The Lolita Express

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Funny but not funny... and sick.

 

[no4mk1t]

Funny but not funny... and sick.

True.
Pipe dream hope that if we don't let it die that all the big wheels that hitched a ride get what's coming to them.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Just like Hunter ain't going to jail either.

 

[Racer88]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/pxjyd14I1iA?si=D8X2gvMOYeutv62W

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF7kHrNNKVk

 

[no4mk1t]

When your kid has been watching Dan Bongino and makes her own Halloween costume...

 

[BeerHunter]

 

[no4mk1t]

There's a Head Nurse joke in there somewhere...

 

[no4mk1t]

The only job they are truly qualified for...
Waiting for Biden to forget where he's at and shit his pants in the middle of a presser, and Kamala to start laughing at it...

 

[no4mk1t]

Multi purpose tee shirt.
It can:
Express your fandom for Dolly Parton.
Show your appreciation for Dr. Pepper.
And the third reason that unsuspecting wearers are shocked and embarrassed to learn when you tell them...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you accidentally start with the "High" setting...