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Every shopping mall should have one. And they have Bell's!!
Now when the wife says "Go shopping with me", you'll say "Yes Dear" with a lilt in your voice instead of despair...
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Jesus used parables to get his point across...we need to as well.

Help! I need some business advice.

I have an employee that we hired 3.5 years ago. She is always laughing and cutting up but hasn’t followed through with anything we asked her to do or she said she would. Her resume was a little weak, but she checked a lot of boxes and seemed nice enough so we gave her a chance.

Her performance has not been good, half the time I couldn’t even tell you what she’s working on. Now she is asking to be promoted as her supervisor is retiring.

During her review, she said if she gets promoted, she will start to do all the things she promised she would do when we hired her. She seems to have no interest in doing them right now even though she has the authority to do so.

We also have another applicant who has worked for us before in a supervisory role. He did a good job but some people don't like him. He was a little rough around the edges, but he got the job done. Our competitors respected and possibly feared him, which really bolstered our standing in the marketplace.

What would you do?
 
When you gotta have the right qualifications if you want to make it to the top...

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Vintage movie/car trivia:
Name the flick.
Why was he in such a hurry to get to his destination?
What other film did "Super Soul" star in?
What car was shown wrecked at the end of the film?

No Googling!!

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Everyone needs to know who her constituents are...

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One went to Yale.
The other went to Swallow U.

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no4mk1t said:
Vintage movie/car trivia:
Name the flick.
Why was he in such a hurry to get to his destination?
What other film did "Super Soul" star in?
What car was shown wrecked at the end of the film?

No Googling!!

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Haven’t seen this movie for decades. I do remember the title, “Vanishing Point” and the wrecked car at the end was the Challenger. He was “hopped up” on amphetamines.
 
seniormoment said:
Haven’t seen this movie for decades. I do remember the title, “Vanishing Point” and the wrecked car at the end was the Challenger. He was “hopped up” on amphetamines.
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You got one out of two correct.
Not taking a crack at the other two?
 
Blazing Saddles. I cheated a little but didn't look up the movie. I just knew.

I either slipped past the ticket taker to get into Blazing Saddles or it came out weeks before movie ratings went into effect. But I saw it when I was 7 or 8 without parents. I got my mouth washed out with soap a few times after the movie and never got dropped off at a movie again without an adult.
 
bkbrno said:
Blazing Saddles. I cheated a little but didn't look up the movie. I just knew.

I either slipped past the ticket taker to get into Blazing Saddles or it came out weeks before movie ratings went into effect. But I saw it when I was 7 or 8 without parents. I got my mouth washed out with soap a few times after the movie and never got dropped off at a movie again without an adult.
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More quotable quotes in that movie than just about any other...
 

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