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... to be stabbed with one of his own knives.

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Lucky for him, before that happened he was rushed to the ER to stitch up his anus after slipping on a banana at Walmart. .
 
Or... he owns four knives and couldn't decide which one to wear in the "rotation." So he wore them all!
 
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Or... he owns four knives and couldn't decide which one to wear in the "rotation." So he wore them all!
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Just as whoever cuts him open with his own knife will need to take a moment to decide which one. :)

It may be fun to take one, cut his belt and watch his pants fall down to his knees. :0

On a more serious note: The guy is packing four knives - exposing weapons - but is unaware of his surroundings because he's heads down into his cell phone. This is a lesson in what not to do. You see this with guns too. Just having a gun gives a lot of untrained people a false sense of security. If you think you might need four knives :rolleyes:, then your head should be on a swivel. I would imagine he thinks this intimidates people or makes him seem like badass.

When I see people doing shit like this with guns I sometimes wonder what they would do if I took it from them.
 
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Maybe I'm being too harsh. What if the guy is a mule skinner who stopped on his way some from the mule skinning factory to buy some groceries for the six retarded kids he has with his wife, who is also his sister?

Life is different in Minnesota.
 

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