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Using alphabet people logic against the PETA pushers...

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I hope this is Photo Shop. If not, the Brits have gone off the deep end for sure with pronouns for their food. And look at the price!! That's $87!! For a fucking chicken!!

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MyPillow’s patented interlocking fill adjusts to your individual sleep needs regardless of sleeping position. This innovative fill then holds that position all night, helping you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer.

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Well if their Folk music can do that, what the hell does Portuguese Metal do to you?
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All that's missing is detachable body parts like Mr. Potato Head for when it wants to transition...

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So, they keep adding letters to the alphabet soup, and now there's a quiz and a booklet to tell them apart? :confused:

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Oh what carnage could be caused by these if a lowly acorn can wreak such havoc?

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Stupid needs to hurt. That's how you learn not to do stupid shit.
If you were smart, you learned by watching the stupid kid (there was always at least one) be the one to get the stitches.
Who else learned not to hold the spark plug wire while your brother pulled the rope on the lawn mower because you saw the stupid kid get lit up?
Kids today are deprived of that life lesson because of all the safety BS.


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Not necessarily in that order... :rolleyes:

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no4mk1t said:
Stupid needs to hurt. That's how you learn not to do stupid shit.
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I'm around 10yo and we are taking turns jumping people with our bikes AND being the people being jumped. (jumpees?) :) At least 4 of us laying sideways on the ground just after the ramp. All of us easily cleared an estimated 6 people. I got the record at 8 people cleared but when I landed, my rear axle broke, I lost control, crashed into the other bicycles "conveniently" parked just after the landing zone :rolleyes:, and got cut and scraped pretty bad. :eek: But no running home to mama--I continued to fulfill my obligation as one of the jumpees.
 
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