"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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Better rub one out before the blue balls hit!
I used to listen to Dr. Ruth on the radio. Not all the time but sometimes she'd be on one of the Rock channels on a Sunday night while I was working. One episode she was talking about the "dangers" (of pregnancy) of "pre-ejaculatory-fluid". :D I can hear her saying that in my head right now, how about you... :)
 
This, and the panics and shortages has cut into both my powder and bullet money, and my beer budget... :confused:


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Well, it is a more practical skill that pole vaulting...maybe it needs to make a comeback...

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My new reply to this statement...

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I was curious...

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Of course, we have paintball games.
So, referring back to the photo, why would you need a face shield to fire wax bullets at a dummy? The fact that he is wearing that, plus a hand shield implies he is subject to incoming fire... :oops: Maybe the caption about being at the Olympics is in error then.

Might be more fun than paint ball. It would by necessity require revolvers. So skill at reloading quickly would come into play. No huge hoppers of paint balls.
 
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So, referring back to the photo, why would you need a face shield to fire wax bullets at a dummy? The fact that he is wearing that, plus a hand shield implies he is subject to incoming fire... :oops:
Yes... I suspect that photo has literally nothing to do with the caption claiming it's the Olympics.

In any case, maybe we could have this next election decided that way? :cool:
 
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Where's that meteorite on D.C. when you need it? :confused:

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I think we have something here...
Imagine the song she'll write about Joe when she realizes he fucked her too...

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Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

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