"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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This!!
We wanna see the cat fight over the flat screen in widescreen!!
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What Phrase Would a Teenager Today Not Understand?
(Feel free to add your own)


Three on the tree & Procol Harum in the 8-track, next to the lighter.

I will call you collect when it’s time to come get me.

If you are on the phone, answer the beep, Aunt Betty is going to call, and I need to talk to her.

Same Bat Time. Same Bat Channel.

Dave's not here man.

"Look the test pattern is in color!"

You were conceived on a bench seat at the Drive-in.

Pull the choke halfway before you crank it.

"I gotta go guys, the street lights are on"
 
Do it!!
I'll start making the popcorn!!

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Take her to the gentleman's club one time and now she's an exotic dancer...
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If the shoe fits...
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Tomorrow, in bathrooms all over America, the call for, "Where's the tape measure?" will be heard throughout the land...

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Interesting observation...and not wrong. The fall of the Roman Empire was caused by "Debasement of the Coinage". Which is the original name for inflation.
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You can tell you're a true redneck when you're proud of your son's hitch nuts on his Croc's...
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