"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

Indiana Jones and the Dream Sequence...
Still be better than Crystal Skull.
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Racer88 said:
Isn't that Gallager and Motherfunkel?
"Take out that sledgehammer one more time. I dare ya!"
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They do favor each other.
 
Hey, where did they get 45's that didn't need an insert?

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All it needs is a few craft beer taps, and your husband will ask when are we going to the mall?

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Ole Larry and his "Champange Music"...probably qualify as child abuse today...
Play it in the hood and kids heads would explode like a Martian when he hears Slim Whitman yodeling. :oops:

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Want your weiner whacked? There's a place for that...

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I told ya to call an Uber, cause the cops will bet out on NYE, but noooo, you wanted to impress the chicks with your Vette.
Did you at least bring some donuts for a bribe???

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When you look forward to a new start with the New Year, but you are also into booty sex...
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Racer88 said:
I've watched it several times. I'm a BIG fan of stand-up. I think this is one of the funniest (if not THE funniest) story ever told. And apparently, it's true.
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Have you seen this guy?
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