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Bobster said:
This one is over my head. ;)
Semi-relatedly, two of my neighbors have nearly identical red Ram 4-drs. They are across the street from each other. The only way to tell them apart is one guy is a contractor and always has saws and other shit visible in the bed. He also doesn't clean the brake dust from his wheels... :rolleyes:

I'd never buy a black vehicle. At least not here in FL. They are so much hotter inside and out and the sun kills the paint that much quicker. And red vehicles are more likely to be pulled over. White or silver are my faves. I'm still not sure about battleship gray... :unsure:
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Definitely would not want a grey vehicle. Certain shades are not quickly seen by other traffic during very cloudy or rainy days. Yes, I know to drive with my lights on, but a lot of drivers don’t, for some reason.
 
Bobster said:
I'd never buy a black vehicle. At least not here in FL. They are so much hotter inside and out and the sun kills the paint that much quicker. And red vehicles are more likely to be pulled over. White or silver are my faves. I'm still not sure about battleship gray... :unsure:
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I had exactly 1 black car 37 years ago. Never again. They look great right after washing and waxing, but 20 minutes later….. a layer of dust. And well, I hate washing cars. White or preferably silver for me too. Silver hides the dirt the best.
 
Hark! Is that the return of a simple pleasure I hear?

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The first meme was in response to a SS agent putting his wife on a "car plane" with other SS agents. He got fired. :( The car plane transports the Beast(s) and other SS vehicles.

The second is a clip from Cumhola announcing a return to stripping--I thought the first comment was gold. :)

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I'm afraid to ask why they have this. 😯
I'm guessing it's supposed to say "GUM" and someone photoshopped the "G".
Still wouldn't look inside to find out. :sick:

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When you find the "Pinkard & Bowden" aisle. You look around trying to see who's in disguise...

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In the 50's, you had to read between the lines...

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Every Camel Jockeys wet dream...

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Look at the stats for liberal women in therapy. o_O

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