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Break this down to a number I can comprehend...just how many cans of Starkist is that? 😲

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Don’t really know about this but I read somewhere you can’t see Neptune without a telescope but you can see Uranus with a mirror.

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I wonder if Chili's put "Fish" on her paycheck, if she could cash it?
This would be when I inform her that my name is "Your Majesty".

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I wonder if Chili's put "Fish" on her paycheck, if she could cash it?
This would be when I inform her that my name is "Your Majesty".

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By her "dead name." When you have to MAKE UP bullshit terms... well... it's bullshit. And I won't abide another person's delusions.

But yeah... If anyone asks... I'm "Big Kahuna."
 
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I can’t imagine a female wanting to be called ā€œFishā€. Maybe she identified as a tuna. ?? I think I’d go ahead and use the preferred name till after I clocked out. Then say, ā€œSee you later, Tuna Twat.ā€ Then I’d definitely be looking for another job, this woke crap is stupid.
 
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I can’t imagine a female wanting to be called ā€œFishā€. Maybe she identified as a tuna. ?? I think I’d go ahead and use the preferred name till after I clocked out. Then say, ā€œSee you later, Tuna Twat.ā€ Then I’d definitely be looking for another job, this woke crap is stupid.
Let's call it her "hygene name". :ROFLMAO:
 
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