"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[no4mk1t]

For lock down 2.0?

 

[seniormoment]

 

[NavyVette]

 

[Bobster]

 

[USApat]

 

[USApat]

It's all fun and games till someone puts out an eye.

 

[no4mk1t]

Yeah, no shit. Take me with you!

 

[no4mk1t]

Yep, ain't nothing gonna work but changing the air...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you're a welder and just make the TP holder instead of buying one for the shop.
Needs cup holder for when your morning coffee and morning shit coincide...

 

[NavyVette]

Military Personnel Seen Wandering Forest Pressing Button On F-35 Key Fob https://buff.ly/3t5TajB

 

[BeerHunter]

Here's one I know racer88 will REALLY like!

The student isn't wrong, LOL!

 

[no4mk1t]

How to give the neighborhood kids a Halloween they'll never forget...

 

[Bobster]

Here's one I know racer88 will REALLY like!

The student isn't wrong, LOL!

A great teacher would then play it on gootoob for the class. Geddy workin' his ass off...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk

 

[seniormoment]

 

[USApat]

Fetterman walks through airport.

* Not my joke. Plagiarized it from a comment to this video


View: https://twitter.com/texan_maga/status/1704328007148609561

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/CxP1g4-vrC0/?short_redirect=1

 

[Racer88]

My favorite politically incorrect stand-up bit EVER.


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/qelMhlI6f_o?si=R3DR1Y19nfM7LQST

 

[USApat]

Democrat candidate Gibson goes down on all the polls.

 

[no4mk1t]

I have this same sign at work...

 

[no4mk1t]

Hell, I'd give a Hamilton for a baker's dozen...