"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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When she has the dreaded Clorox Cooter Syndrome...
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Better check Russell the Love Muscle and see if he's turning Albino too...
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I'm surprised Cracklin' Oat Bran cereal doesn't have a rainbow flag on the box. Two days of it for breakfast and you'll shit the nickel you swallowed when you were 8...
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Hickory Dickery Dock, Do Not Chop Off Your Cock...You'll wish for a wank, but can't even shoot blanks, and realize you're shit outa luck. :ROFLMAO:

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Stands to reason fine upstanding parents like this raised a fine upstanding son...
I'm sure they'll visit him in prison maybe once or twice a year. 🙄

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Racer88 said:
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Since Space-X went public, I think he's got the dust now. They say the first 20ish employees at Space-X got a 1% stock option. Later early hires got up to .5% depending on hire date.
So even the cafeteria workers that were early hires are now millionaires. Those that got the 1% stock option are now billionaires...if they held onto it. 🤯
 
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