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When the Asian restaurant has a sense of humor...

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THIS is why I carry a 9V battery!! :ROFLMAO:
Wanna hear a booger sizzle?

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When I was a kid, every June, someone you knew had a big brother than would go to Myrtle Beach for a week and bring back two things by July 4th.
A trunk full of cheap cigarettes, and fireworks. His profit from selling those paid for his trip.

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no4mk1t said:
When the Asian restaurant has a sense of humor...
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Working pumping gas as a kid, this Chinese guy gave me his credit card and I bust out laughing as I went inside to "kachunk" it. I was still laughing uncontrollably when I brought the slip out for him to sign and gave him back his card. Some random stranger whose name I will remember the rest of my life: DONG SUK OK :D

If you are reading this Mr. Suk Ok, I apologize for continuing to make fun of your name... :D
 
Remind me of a couple of guys I met. The first was Rumple Stiltskin who was my new next-door neighbor in the pan handle of Florida many years ago.

The second was Brother Workitout. He bought a car from me in Marylandistan.

I thought they were both messing with me and insisted on seeing some ID. Both were absolutely legit!
 
Bobster said:
Working pumping gas as a kid, this Chinese guy gave me his credit card and I bust out laughing as I went inside to "kachunk" it. I was still laughing uncontrollably when I brought the slip out for him to sign and gave him back his card. Some random stranger whose name I will remember the rest of my life: DONG SUK OK :D

If you are reading this Mr. Suk Ok, I apologize for continuing to make fun of your name... :D
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can you imagine the crap this guy had to put up with in school? He was definitely the “but” of a lot of jokes
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Bobster said:
Working pumping gas as a kid, this Chinese guy gave me his credit card and I bust out laughing as I went inside to "kachunk" it. I was still laughing uncontrollably when I brought the slip out for him to sign and gave him back his card. Some random stranger whose name I will remember the rest of my life: DONG SUK OK :D

If you are reading this Mr. Suk Ok, I apologize for continuing to make fun of your name... :D
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GuitarmanNick said:
Remind me of a couple of guys I met. The first was Rumple Stiltskin who was my new next-door neighbor in the pan handle of Florida many years ago.

The second was Brother Workitout. He bought a car from me in Marylandistan.

I thought they were both messing with me and insisted on seeing some ID. Both were absolutely legit!
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seniormoment said:
can you imagine the crap this guy had to put up with in school? He was definitely the “but” of a lot of jokes
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I ran across some funny names in the Navy...

1. Georgina Big Beaver (I swear to dog, it's true. Native American.)
2. Tribune Dailey (or Daley?). But yeah... first name was Tribune. In the military - last name first!
3. Anthony Quinn (but he was not the famous actor, obviously)
 
Racer88 said:
I ran across some funny names in the Navy...

1. Georgina Big Beaver (I swear to dog, it's true. Native American.)
2. Tribune Dailey (or Daley?). But yeah... first name was Tribune. In the military - last name first!
3. Anthony Quinn (but he was not the famous actor, obviously)
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In my sixth grade classroom we had Carol Burnett, Robert Taylor and Danny Thomas. I’m sure their parents were fans.
 
Worked with a guy named Atticus. His mom was a To Kill a Mockingbird fan.
 
Sprinkle it on. At least the kid will prefer chicken over steak and save you some $$ down the road.
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