"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit
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Plop, plop, fizz, fizz....
How do you spell relief?
Where's the beef?
We do more before 9am than most people do in a day...
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce... special orders don't upset us....
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"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"
"You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!"
..."And so, the world would have to wait"...
So many of those commercials, the last one aired was "Let's share this with Noah!" "You mean the guy.. Building the Ark..?
" "We'll wait 'til it stops raining." For YEARS afterward, I had the whole commercial, word-for-word, stuck in my head.
Less filling!"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"
"You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!"
..."And so, the world would have to wait"...
So many of those commercials, the last one aired was "Let's share this with Noah!" "You mean the guy.. Building the Ark..?
Tastes great!
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"Time to make the doughnuts..."
(And save the straw as a replacement Striker Channel Liner if you are in with the Reddit crowd!)
That's from the early Miller Lite commercials. This was the first of the "Light" beers introduced in 1979.
It's amusing because all these light beers are about 3.5% alcohol.
If you have a male relative that served in the military in the 50's-60's as enlisted, they will tell you they hated the 3.2 beer served in the EM club. They wanted to got to town where they could get "real Beer".
Shows you what a Madison Ave. ad campaign can do to influence public opinion.
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A little dab’ll do ya….
Double your pleasure, double your fun
See the USA in your Chevrolet….After you Join the Navy to see the world.
Double your pleasure, double your fun
See the USA in your Chevrolet….After you Join the Navy to see the world.
Mohel:
A person of the Jewish faith trained in the brit milah. (circumcision ceremony)
A Mohel decides he wants to retire. He has saved all the foreskins from all the brit milahs he has performed in 40 years of practice in a large pickle jar of formaldehyde. He contemplates what to do with them, and takes them to a leather craft shop for some advice.
He explains to the shop keeper that he wants to make something to commemorate his retirement, and how it would be a shame to throw them out if some useful purpose could be found for them. The shop keeper, never having been asked to make anything like this before tells the Mohel to come back in a week so he has time to think about it.
A week passes, and the Mohel excitedly returns to the shop. "Vell, vhat did you come up vith?" he asks the shopkeeper. Reaching under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a bill fold and lays it on the counter. The Mohel looks at him in disbelief. "A vallet? All those foreskins, in that big jar, and the best you can do is a vallet?"
The shopkeeper looks at the Mohel with a sly grin on his face and says...
"Rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
A person of the Jewish faith trained in the brit milah. (circumcision ceremony)
A Mohel decides he wants to retire. He has saved all the foreskins from all the brit milahs he has performed in 40 years of practice in a large pickle jar of formaldehyde. He contemplates what to do with them, and takes them to a leather craft shop for some advice.
He explains to the shop keeper that he wants to make something to commemorate his retirement, and how it would be a shame to throw them out if some useful purpose could be found for them. The shop keeper, never having been asked to make anything like this before tells the Mohel to come back in a week so he has time to think about it.
A week passes, and the Mohel excitedly returns to the shop. "Vell, vhat did you come up vith?" he asks the shopkeeper. Reaching under the counter, the shopkeeper produces a bill fold and lays it on the counter. The Mohel looks at him in disbelief. "A vallet? All those foreskins, in that big jar, and the best you can do is a vallet?"
The shopkeeper looks at the Mohel with a sly grin on his face and says...
"Rub it, it turns into a suitcase."
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