"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

How to keep the little beggars away on October 31st with just a doormat.

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An idea who's time has come...

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Nope.
Part of parenting is threatening to tell embarrassing stories about your children when they were little to their teen friends. It's a super power you have to make them behave...
And when he grows up, he'll win beer bets when you get a call from the Sports Bar asking to verify the story...
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That'll be a hard pass on the tartar sauce dog...

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When one box is already checked before you even pull up next to her at the red light...
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When Alexa outs you for a side wank...
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Oh look! Toy Story is getting some diversity...
Sorry Woody, but he'll be hanging with Buzz...he sounds like more fun.

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Hell yeah!
Now I don't have to bother changing into my good flip flops to go to the store...
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Just one tracer round, and I believe cows will fly...
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We all know women like this... :p

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Be a good test for the 45-70... :unsure:

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A store that appeals to your sweet tooth, and your gun tooth. :love:
While you're eating that eclair, it also gives you time to ponder what excuse you're going to give the wife for the latest purchase...

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When you need all the help you can get to prevent "hang over"... 🤨

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