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[no4mk1t]

When you gotta make sure that frying pan has just the right heft to it for flipping stirfry...and for whacking husbands...

Might be one of those Japanese things rooted in the Samurai tradition...


View: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZOLi9qB

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[no4mk1t]

There's a Rodney Carrington song about this...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-0lq_OGRww

 

[Racer88]

 

[Racer88]

Look closely.

 

[Michele]

Heck of a size shoe . That tan is the least of this photos issues

 

[Racer88]

Heck of a size shoe . That tan is the least of this photos issues

Haha... Yep. Took me a few seconds to notice when I first saw the meme. Pretty funny.

 

[Pern]

 

[Pern]

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[Pern]

 

[no4mk1t]

Exactly.
I want my coffee to taste like coffee, not a hot milkshake...

 

[no4mk1t]

Hmmm.....
Could be a useful addition.

 

[no4mk1t]

When the bus driver is going to night school for Psychology...

 

[GSW10]

Exactly.
I want my coffee to taste like coffee, not a hot milkshake...

Oh, $hit, I thought that was a picture of Chicago mayor lori lightfoot applying for a new job at Starbucks... My bad.

 

[no4mk1t]

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Oh, $hit, I thought that was a picture of Chicago mayor lori lightfoot applying for a new job at Starbucks... My bad.

If they ever made a sequel, she could step right into that role and not even go to wardrobe or the make-up trailer...

 

[no4mk1t]

Name that tune!

 

[GSW10]

Name that tune!

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Took me a few seconds, awesome! .."and now I don't drive."

 

[Racer88]

Name that tune!

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My favorite song of all time. Really.

"Life's Been Good" - Joe Walsh.

My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license,
now I don't drive.

I have a limo.
Ride in the back.
I lock the doors,
in case I'm attacked.

 

[Racer88]