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no4mk1t said:
What a deal!!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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America Says Offer To Trade Biden For The Queen Still Stands

LONDON — Trade representatives in the United Kingdom were surprised to learn that the offer made by the United States to trade President Joe Biden for Queen Elizabeth II still stands, even after the Queen passed away yesterday at the age of 96.
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Not only would Her Majesty not emit as much Carbon Dioxide, thus leaving a smaller 'Carbon Footprint' than biden, but she is also assured of retaining TWICE the voting-power, being not only DEAD, but also not a US Citizen! Certainly would have been a good trade deal for us, alas.:cry:
 
Google "Florida Man" together with your birthday and post what comes up.

Mine is "Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill."
😲

I shit you not.
 
If you hang in there long enough, you might be queen too....but it may be of the trailer park...
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I wonder if it says, "You want fries with that?" in her voice...
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What message does it send when they are gifting you a toy station wagon with the condoms?
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If the trailer's rockin', don't bother knockin'... :oops:

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The breading helps take your mind off it...🤢

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Hell, the doll looks better than he does...

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Michele said:
Ok 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅 this is a real good one. Even Patrick cracked up over this one and he doesn’t think most of this stuff is funny. 😆
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Glad I was able to tickle Patrick's otherwise untickleable funny bone...😋
 
Brilliant!! 🤣🤣

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When your compassion is only for display. Like those decorative soap bars your wife puts in the bathroom that nobody is supposed to use.

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So, is there a Boris and Natasha plate too?
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See, if Martha's minions would have looked on the bright side, they would have seen they were gaining a Mariachi Band....
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When you're going make the Trick-or-Treaters need therapy so maybe the parents won't bring them back next year...the Pennywise door mat.

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With a sense of humor like that, she's a keeper.

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Always ask the kid he if learned "Hooked on Phonics" in school before putting him in charge of changing the sign...

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