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[JCinPA]

 

[JCinPA]

 

[JCinPA]

 

[Mako 13]

 

[Racer88]

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LOL! Big Mel Brooks fan (especially Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein)!

"Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
Joey someone.
"Joey someone. Joey who?"
Joey Biden.
"Joey Biden."
I'm almost sure that was the name.
"Are you saying that I put Joe Biden's brain in the gorilla who now holds the highest, most powerful office on the planet?!??"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Pw0xX4DXI

 

[no4mk1t]

One for the Geezers...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[no4mk1t]

Comes complete with insider trading manual for your spouse.

 

[no4mk1t]

When you devise a foolproof way to tell the twin grandsons apart when asked to babysit...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you fast for too long and your butt hole says,"If the mouth won't eat something, I will".

 

[no4mk1t]

When you make a deal with the local child Psychologist for a 10% cut on all kids he treats for the month of November with a clown phobia....

View: https://imgur.com/gallery/mImbuMy

 

[no4mk1t]

When your buddy doesn't let you forget what you left on the night stand...

 

[no4mk1t]

When that Dollar Store deodorant your cheap ass has been buying ain't cuttin' it, and your "friends" give you a subtle hint...

View: https://i.imgur.com/kNPRirv.mp4

 

[Secret Squirrel]

The NEW Twitter......

 

[no4mk1t]

Swooping in for more of them Kanye leftovers?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[JCinPA]

 

[JCinPA]

I know. I'm going to hell for this one. Could not resist.

 

[JCinPA]

 

[no4mk1t]

Your inheritance in the form of DD's...