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[Racer88]

There needs to be somebody in the future who can fix things, and it isn't going to be the kids who were couch potatoes with a game controller.

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I still do my own oil changes.

 

[GSW10]

I still do my own oil changes.

I still do my own engine changes. Not too frequent, because I also do my own oil changes... But there is always room for improvements -and usually room for a V-8 too.

 

[Miltonboro]

 

[Secret Squirrel]

OHIO

 

[no4mk1t]

When you arrive home from Spring Break and suspect the Missouri DMV has spies in Panama City Beach...

 

[Racer88]

When you arrive home from Spring Break and suspect the Missouri DMV has spies in Panama City Beach...

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Guess I'm not getting it. ???

 

[no4mk1t]

Guess I'm not getting it. ???

Ate Dicks 24/7.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[no4mk1t]

The 3-way of life...

 

[no4mk1t]

The day for nitrile gloves and marked down chocolate...

 

[no4mk1t]

Not sure if this is from Lamont to Ester, or from Bill to Hillary...

 

[no4mk1t]

True love knows no bounds....

 

[Alex]

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More views held by animal rights activists:


View: https://youtu.be/JfIRkIm0qxE

 

[no4mk1t]

I second this!

 

[no4mk1t]

1002 uses...

 

[no4mk1t]

Text no evil!

 

[Racer88]

Not sure if this is from Lamont to Ester, or from Bill to Hillary...

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Ha! Took me a few seconds to figure it out.

 

[no4mk1t]

Ha! Took me a few seconds to figure it out.

Sometimes I make you work for the LOL...

 

[no4mk1t]

When Tiffany realizes why you took her golfing for your third date...

 

[no4mk1t]

This is the point in the relationship when you go from pretending you don't fart, to rating each other's for sound quality and fragrance...