"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[no4mk1t]

The chances of getting killed by a flying cow are remote...but never zero. It was in India, so at least he died a holy death.

 

[no4mk1t]

As Spock would say... Pure logic...

 

[no4mk1t]

I attended our "Migration Meeting" yesterday and sat through 1.5 hours of jibberish like this.

 

[Alpa Chino]

 

[no4mk1t]

Could any girl say no to an invitation to Prom like this?
I'll bet he gets laid afterwards too...
The only thing they lacked was coconut shells...


View: https://i.imgur.com/ilHIaw0.mp4

 

[no4mk1t]

Published before cans came with pull tabs...but I still keep my P-38 on my key chain just in case...

 

[no4mk1t]

At the Weight Watchers Resort...

They're gonna make sure you get your moneys worth...

 

[Michele]

Published before cans came with pull tabs...but I still keep my P-38 on my key chain just in case...

 

[no4mk1t]

Isn't that kinda like shooting fish in a barrel? DUI lawyer sponsoring a beer festival.

 

[no4mk1t]

Amen!

 

[no4mk1t]

I'll take Rare Sense for 100 Alex...

 

[no4mk1t]

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That P38 is a mite rusty there Miss Michele. Time to Parkerize or Cerakote it.

 

[no4mk1t]

When you have to add a disclaimer because that one time when you get a call to "clean some pipes" and it didn't involve a plunger...
Those long cold winters in AK can be lonely after all...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[no4mk1t]

Yikes!!
Bad flashback to Mimi on the Drew Carey Show...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

My EYES!!!!

 

[no4mk1t]

When that breakfast burrito gas leaks past the o-ring like the Morton-Thiokol SRB's on the Challenger...

 

[USApat]

When that breakfast burrito gas leaks past the o-ring like the Morton-Thiokol SRB's on the Challenger...

No sir, but you're close. South-side Chicago residents are not early risers on their way to work, so that's no breakfast burrito. That's a Mickey's Big Mouth leak after late night Taco Bell. Possibly Popeyes?

 

[no4mk1t]

Some Coronation amusement...

Actually, that carriage is 300 years old with next to no suspension and rides worse than a buck board. But you'd think that being they spent 100 million pounds on the Coronation, they could have at least fixed the pot holes on the Coronation route...

Look Camilla, a peasant!

Giant pecker mowed in the lawn of King Charles Coronation party venue...word is they caught the dick that did it...

 

[no4mk1t]

Hope springs eternal...
Just remember that there's always someone waiting for you to croak so they can take your place...just like you did.