"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

This is true...
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no4mk1t said:
Hey, they're Japanese. You have to allow at least 2X weirdness factor just for that... o_O
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Oh yea? I read in the news yesterday the Japs have now developed hypersonic missiles. Here's hoping these two don't mature and join their military!

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Japan making missiles to sink China’s hypersonic threat

Japan has unveiled plans for a new long-range anti-ship cruise missile with interchangeable warheads, the latest development in its effort to deter China’s missile threat at sea. This m…
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When you need to make room on the front page for the Trump Trial, and you combine the other two top stories to save space...
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When the roast comes out so good, you're worried you'll end up owing it child support...
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Comfy seat.
Noise cancelling is nice. What about smell cancelling?

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When "To thy own self be true" no longer applies...

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When the old "Skirt or Pants" figures are updated to the "Pee Posture" figures...so the pre & post op Trans crowd know which one to use...

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Asking your Italian husband if you cook better than his mom. 😲

You can see the fear in his eyes of what consequences his answer will bring.
Will I be sleeping on the sofa for a week? 😢
Will she hit me? 😣
Will I ever get laid again? 😭


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Name this Death Metal band...

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Racer88 said:
The Dogs of War

Iron Muzzle

MegaDog

MotorDog

Pant-Era

Bark Sabbath

Met-a-lick-a or Butt-a-lick-a

Def Shepherd (I think this one is my favorite! LOL!)

Doggen

Great Bite
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Those are some good ones!

Dogs of War is actually a trophy awarded each year at the National Matches. It is awarded to the winning team of the National Trophy Team Match. The trophy was provided by Congress when the National Matches were created in 1903.

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I've got another one! Not metal-based

Four Dog Bite (Three Dog Night)
 

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