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Californians Prepare For Hurricane By Nailing Plywood Boards Onto Their Tent Flaps

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Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails

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Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides

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Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference

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yeah, news scaring peeps as usual. We didn't do anything out of the norm aside from sit on the front porch reminiscing about watching NY state lighting storms. We waited for the fake news report of thunder storms here (vary rare BTW) that never came. Shoulda known better
 
Michele said:
yeah, news scaring peeps as usual. We didn't do anything out of the norm aside from sit on the front porch reminiscing about watching NY state lighting storms. We waited for the fake news report of thunder storms here (vary rare BTW) that never came. Shoulda known better
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I was wondering how you and Patrick were getting on in the face of "natural disaster". The MSM would have half of SoCal washed away. Not even sure the video footage they show of rivers where the street is supposed to be is real...
 
And I wonder if the flooded Dodger Stadium is a CGI generated pic. Wouldn't surprise me.
 
no4mk1t said:
I was wondering how you and Patrick were getting on in the face of "natural disaster". The MSM would have half of SoCal washed away. Not even sure the video footage they show of rivers where the street is supposed to be is real...
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If it's on MSM it's not real.
 
no4mk1t said:
I was wondering how you and Patrick were getting on in the face of "natural disaster". The MSM would have half of SoCal washed away. Not even sure the video footage they show of rivers where the street is supposed to be is real...
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Actually... due to illogical engineering placement of a few roads across low laying areas that are river beds yes, during the wet season, some roads do flood. Happens every winter, lets not correct it by putting a bridge in ... Stupidity really.

The southern area of San Diego county adjacent to the border does flood....it's in the Tijuana river water shed zone. People live in the dirt road arm pit area of TJ's sewage run off area they deserve what they get. The news always shows that area and the roads in the riverbeds. That's not typical for all sol cal.

Truth be told, this "storm" was extremely mild. The rain was very slow/soft. Easily soaked into the ground, plants will be lush after this so it can dry out for great fire kindling (another gov. lack of management issue). The areas of my yard that got saturated had a little standing water it soaked right in during the lulls. Wasn't anything like our winter non stop pouring rain that sets on top for hours.

The song- it never rains in southern cal, although that song is about hardship, is rather true. It never rains here, 70's most of the year, great weather. But, when it does rain man it pours, I mean really pours. That happens a few times in the winter months.
 
Michele said:
Actually... due to illogical engineering placement of a few roads across low laying areas that are river beds yes, during the wet season, some roads do flood. Happens every winter, lets not correct it by putting a bridge in ... Stupidity really.

The southern area of San Diego county adjacent to the border does flood....it's in the Tijuana river water shed zone. People live in the dirt road arm pit area of TJ's sewage run off area they deserve what they get. The news always shows that area and the roads in the riverbeds. That's not typical for all sol cal.

Truth be told, this "storm" was extremely mild. The rain was very slow/soft. Easily soaked into the ground, plants will be lush after this so it can dry out for great fire kindling (another gov. lack of management issue). The areas of my yard that got saturated had a little standing water it soaked right in during the lulls. Wasn't anything like our winter non stop pouring rain that sets on top for hours.

The song- it never rains in southern cal, although that song is about hardship, is rather true. It never rains here, 70's most of the year, great weather. But, when it does rain man it pours, I mean really pours. That happens a few times in the winter months.
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I remember during my time there, it almost never rained. I don't even remember any real downpours. Though, once it hailed for a few minutes.

Our cable bill was higher than our electric bill! We hardly ever ran the a/c.
 
Many years ago, I was in San Diego one time in August when a freak rain storm hit. The rain lasted maybe 3 minutes. My brother said "Oh shit, hang on, these people lose their minds in the rain" Cars stopped right in the middle of the road and put their flashers on. There was a van in front of us driving mabe 15 MPH. The light changed, he put on his brakes and started doing 360s through the intersection. My brother wasn't joking. In all fairness, when it hasn't rained in months and the roads are coated in oil, a light rain is probably the worst thing that can happen. Just enough to dampen the surface but not enough to wash it away.

For your entertainment, I present:
View: https://rumble.com/v3aj5oh-watch-california-drivers-use-a-freeway-as-a-bump-car-carnival-ride-because-.html

Nothing has changed.
 
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There will be those that will never get a full nights sleep for all the bumps in the night...
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Gettin' that Big Gulp...
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Think it would piss him off to pull up beside him at a light and holler..."May the Force be With You"?
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