"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

Put one in the bathroom for that one person that likes to blow it up. They won't have a hair on their ass when it's over... Of course, this will be a bit hard on the shower curtain.
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He should have hired him as a consultant...

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Call them out!!
Put that breakfast burrito to work!!

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When your cube neighbor has started a fart war and it's time to break out the big guns...
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no4mk1t said:
When your cube neighbor has started a fart war and it's time to break out the big guns...
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Are those from your personal inventory? :D

I'm at a little local dive bar having one beer after work. A guy two stools down has obviously been there all afternoon, I avoid eye contact so I can also avoid conversation. ;) He orders one of those red eggs from the jar on the bar and eats it. Then he orders another one at which point I move another two stools down. He orders and eats a third egg and within ten seconds the three eggs and at least three beers are deposited on the bar and onto his lap! :eek: I move another two stools down... :D
 
Bobster said:
Are those from your personal inventory? :D

I'm at a little local dive bar having one beer after work. A guy two stools down has obviously been there all afternoon, I avoid eye contact so I can also avoid conversation. ;) He orders one of those red eggs from the jar on the bar and eats it. Then he orders another one at which point I move another two stools down. He orders and eats a third egg and within ten seconds the three eggs and at least three beers are deposited on the bar and onto his lap! :eek: I move another two stools down... :D
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Just be glad he didn't give them time to ferment... o_O
 
Yep, I've seen the makeovers...Scary sometimes what lurks beneath...

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