"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

What is the West Virginia Law of Relativity???
You can Marry your Cousin but your Sister has got to be Common Law.
 
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Make a cool stocking stuffer if the name can be specified. Now who here would I give it to?
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When the Wal-Mart cake decorator is still Hooked on Phonics, but is as country as they come and was raised calling the digits of the hand "fangers".

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Should have kept it. Might make the cop laugh so hard he doesn't give you a ticket when he asks "Where you going in such a hurry?"

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It would almost be worth moving just so I could send out Christmas cards that say "Merry Christmas from Sugar Tit".

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When there's no brass pole in the box, but the signs are there...
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Just like in life, the path leads you all around it, and you have to blaze your own trail to the peak. But once you find it, the thrill is exhilarating.
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And they wonder where "Quiet Quitting" came from?

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The Bud they should have put Dylan's picture on...
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