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Low Rent Mall Santa?

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When you put the seasons venison in the freezer and you just want to mess with your kids...

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Many years ago I was in the grocery store with one of our boys…at the time he was about 7 yrs old…I walked up to the register and put a slab of of ribs on the conveyor belt, and quickly turned to my son and exclaimed “oh no look- it’s Gordy” in mock horror.

The cashier with a shocked look was mortified, while my son wrinkled-up his nose and laughed so hard… lololol

Ya gotta have some fun.
 
I'm gonna call this one "Bad Day at Blackrock". Or, how many ways can this go sideways?
And $8/hr. isn't enough if this location feels the need to host active shooter drills...

Edit:
Turns out this is satire.

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I'm printing this and posting at work.
Funny, because at work I refer to this as "Rare Sense" now because it's no longer common.

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Um, I don't think I want to fire a 5.56 in blow back mode...

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When you work at an OB-GYN and you make your own office Christmas decorations...
😋


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When you're going to make some middle-aged lady's day at the DMV...

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