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[no4mk1t]

Ron White was right. You can't fix stupid. Stupid is forever...

 

[no4mk1t]

Did I say Ron White was right?

 

[no4mk1t]

I think I just found my new retirement past time...I'll call it, "A Dose of Reality". Need to order ghille suit first though...

 

[no4mk1t]

Needs a helmet or something...

 

[BeerHunter]

Stolen from a post made on another forum:

 

[no4mk1t]

Angus would channel his inner Rodney Carrington and use the shower curtain...

 

[no4mk1t]

If you're old enough to know, you know...

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJYO4u5iug

 

[JCinPA]

DEI Airlines

 

[BeerHunter]

Angus would channel his inner Rodney Carrington and use the shower curtain...

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Except didn't the MacGuyver character hate guns? I always thought it hypocritical how Macguyver would rig up explosives to blowup bad guys, but swore off using a firearms to stop bad guys.

 

[no4mk1t]

Ride around town with it in your Hummer so the press thinks it's really her.

Not exactly hard-on worthy, but at least you get some carbon credits for taking one for the team...
When she says "How dare you!" just say, "Who's your daddy!"

 

[no4mk1t]

Brace yourselves foodies!!

 

[no4mk1t]

One for the sailors in the crowd...
Ole Norm seems to rate a Viagra script he does...

 

[Stephen G]

Thats some truly twisted shit right there. Talkin Lex Luther, Lord Voldemort, General Grubozaboyschikov, Goldfinger, Pinhead shit.

 

[Racer88]

My son, the Marine, just sent this to me.

 

[no4mk1t]

George's stunt double?
But does he have that nasal Brooklyn accent?

 

[no4mk1t]

When you can pretty well figure his other car is not a Tesla...

 

[no4mk1t]

When in polite company and the "Crocodile Dundee" maneuver would illicit stares...

 

[no4mk1t]

Mandatory if you have a beer fridge in the garage...

 

[no4mk1t]

So, is 35 years enough before we call BS?