"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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Restroom assignments...

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Yep, if you croak before you can collect, the gov't keeps all the money you and your employer paid in.
There's some tin foil hat conspiracy theories in there somewhere about that...

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I'd say switched at birth...what about you? :unsure:

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I'll take self-inflicted medical issues for $1000 Alex...

IF you dare show a picture of this procedure, I'm going to come over and kick you in the pegina! :mad: ;) Yes, I've seen it already and it is simply barbaric and both the patient AND the doctor should be committed to the insane asylum. Truly Mengele-level shit! :eek:
 

In certain scenarios, this would be highly effective due to the immediate agile nature of the vehicle and its ability to pirouette in a circle. In that regard, it could be quite devastating. Upgrades could include some protection for the pilot, solid run-flat tires, along with shielding around the vulnerable front suspension components. Adding a rudimentary suspension system would also be extremely helpful for accuracy while moving.
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Restroom assignments...

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There's an old bar / pool hall on the lake near where I live that has pictures of short-haired dogs on the restroom signs in lieu of stick avatars. Below each dog are the words "Pointer" & "Setter". I don't think they've come up with a room for Transformers. Look at the image above again. The door handle for Transformers is on the "left" side of the door.

And another restaurant on the lake has the old washing machine coin slots bolted to the door of the stalls as an IQ test. It holds four quarters. A pay to play test on the restroom stalls in the heat of the moment. They are fake and designed to see how many drunk patrons attempt to put quarters in the slot in order to open the door to take a leak or a dump. All that's required to open the door is pull the coin slots. They're glorified door handles. LOL.
 
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Better keep a snow cone on the nightstand...

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Ready for SOTU Bingo?

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That's when you break out the Mary Poppins song about a spoonful of sugar...

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