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You're right...it was "Heels Up Harris".

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When you lose synchronization on the narrative with the other propaganda outlets...

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The next Hollyweird re-boot?
I don't think they make pink Reese's pieces...

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no4mk1t said:
Need a conversation starter for that next poolside BBQ?

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Found them!
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Dick Flops - Spread Hap-Penis

AT THE REQUEST OF MANY WE NOW HAVE BIGGER SIZES 13/14 AND WHAT WE ARE CALLING SIZE 69 which is really maybe what we would call a size 20 US Leave your mark. Brand the world. Brandish dicks everywhere. Leave people wondering why there is so much Hap-Penis everywhere. Crafted with CareImported...
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Racer88 said:
Found them!
testicuzzi.com

Dick Flops - Spread Hap-Penis

AT THE REQUEST OF MANY WE NOW HAVE BIGGER SIZES 13/14 AND WHAT WE ARE CALLING SIZE 69 which is really maybe what we would call a size 20 US Leave your mark. Brand the world. Brandish dicks everywhere. Leave people wondering why there is so much Hap-Penis everywhere. Crafted with CareImported...
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But did you order a pair? 😝
 
no4mk1t said:
Yes, I'd like to apply for the customer service rep position...
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I would shoot that with no hesitation if I encountered it in an alley somewhere! :eek:

There is a Buc-ees in Daytona that will NOT hire anyone with arm or other visible tattoos or piercings other than the bottom of the ear. My neighbor's daughter got shot down when she applied because of that. :) I don't know if that is company policy but I don't see a problem with it, especially since they are a private corporation paying well over minimum wage for workers. (y)

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Bobster said:
I would shoot that with no hesitation if I encountered it in an alley somewhere! :eek:

There is a Buc-ees in Daytona that will NOT hire anyone with arm or other visible tattoos or piercings other than the bottom of the ear. My neighbor's daughter got shot down when she applied because of that. :) I don't know if that is company policy but I don't see a problem with it, especially since they are a private corporation paying well over minimum wage for workers. (y)

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If more companies would adopt a dress code like that, the prospect of being unemployable outside of a tattoo parlor would take care of the problem.
 
Bobster said:
I would shoot that with no hesitation if I encountered it in an alley somewhere! :eek:

There is a Buc-ees in Daytona that will NOT hire anyone with arm or other visible tattoos or piercings other than the bottom of the ear. My neighbor's daughter got shot down when she applied because of that. :) I don't know if that is company policy but I don't see a problem with it, especially since they are a private corporation paying well over minimum wage for workers. (y)

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As I’m 1 of 6 people in Volusia County without tattoos or piercings, I know where to go if I ever need a job. How do they feel about bald 50-somethings with a serious disdain for stupidity?
 

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