"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

no4mk1t said:
Yes, I'd like to apply for the customer service rep position...

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All this this guy needs is to cut off a piece of pipe at a 45 degree angle, heat it up red hot with a torch, and then shove it in his neck to give himself a Tracheostomy. Then stick a kazoo in the hole and he could sound just like what he looks like.

In fact "Kazoo" sounds like the perfect name for him.

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Notshawn54 said:
As I’m 1 of 6 people in Volusia County without tattoos or piercings, I know where to go if I ever need a job. How do they feel about bald 50-somethings with a serious disdain for stupidity?
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Can you smile and pretend to like stupid people? :D I doubt they'll let you carry on the job, though... :(
 
JCinPA said:
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A truth I live every day! I've loved Mrs. BeerHunter since we became High School sweethearts in 1977, but I've also always known my chosen mate was vaccinated with a Victrola needle in her youth! :ROFLMAO:

[Yes, I have told her that countless times over our 47+ year relationship, including 40+ years of matrimony that has survived even my humor and all my own faults!]
 
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For those old enough to remember, this is what's called "Truth in Advertising"... I worked at a Ford Dealer at that time. Ask me what the "Fix" was for the explode on contact issue...

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no4mk1t said:
For those old enough to remember, this is what's called "Truth in Advertising"... I worked at a Ford Dealer at that time. Ask me what the "Fix" was for the explode on contact issue...

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I owned a '74 pinto in the late 70's.

When I approached a red light, I'd look in my rear view mirror to decide if I was going to stop.

If I DID stop, I opened the driver door.

You know, just in case :)
 

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