"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

What catchy name will they give it?
Poontang Ale?
Beaver Brew?
VJ Beer?
Paps Blue Ribbon?

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I guess you could call it "Coyote Common Sense"...

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Probably posted by the store manager. Remember, his/her vote counts the same as yours... :rolleyes:

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Stolen from another forum. Although I find golf boring, I found this story amusing... :D

While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY nice figure.
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart.
She said, " Please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later.”
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!
"Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat them if so". Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive.
Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We walked to her place just a 100 yards away, and after a couple of Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?"
I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess."
 
An elderly man owned a large farm for several years and he had a large pond on the far end of his property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond since he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a big white bucket to bring back some fruit before starting the long walk to the remote area. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was several young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."Holding the bucket up, he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."Some old men can still think fast.
 
Racer88 said:
Or this....
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@no4mk1t & @Racer88 Hey you guys are making fun of perhaps my two favorite things in life! Wile E. and the Stooges.

I wore Wile E. Coyote watches for two decades almost exclusively. And dang if Warner Bros. dumped Wile E. from their list of cartoon characters and it pisses me off. Those Wile E. watches got me into one of the toughest industries to work in that A LOT of males on this planet would give their left nut to work in. Those Fossil brand Wile E. watches from the Warner Bros. Store were my daily motivators in my 20s and 30s.

I think you fellas miss the big picture with Wile E. just like the rest of the masses:
No matter what hits him in life, Wile E. Coyote never quits trying. ;) :p

As far as the Stooges, they were the rocket scientists of their time.

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Wile E. catches his bird...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj78yCaumpc
 
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