"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

And if you perfect your zipper fixing technique, she'll even let you do it without the jeans...

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Rice Rockets only need apply...
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Today boys and girls, we are going to learn about Newton's First and Second Laws of Motion...

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Maybe not even that if they actually cut Social Security in 2033 like they're saying...
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The Pope doing his Mr. Bojangles routine...
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Is there an epiphany coming?

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Just another reason to drink craft beer from a non-woke brewery...
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When your new GF takes you to her place and you start to worry.... :oops:

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Angry enough, but not fat/ugly enough...needs piercings and tats.

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Ole "Heels Up" has her new book out...

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Ass Cheese.
They're going to have to give it a fancy name and a slick ad campaign to make it sell at those prices.
Maybe hire the same guy that named fish eggs, caviar. He made bank on it...

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When you have a colonoscopy in the morning, but you got a Beta copy of GTA VI...

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Ass Cheese.
They're going to have to give it a fancy name and a slick ad campaign to make it sell at those prices.
Maybe hire the same guy that named fish eggs, caviar. He made bank on it...

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I don’t know how to tell him, but that single milking line makes me think that is a male donkey.

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