"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[seniormoment]

 

[Racer88]

View: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1452057852350022

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/eveforamerica/status/1817908334231527690

 

[no4mk1t]

If only we could slip someone a C-note to put this on his teleprompter so he would say it.

 

[no4mk1t]

Annointed and appointed...

 

[no4mk1t]

Someone had to come up with a campaign slogan, and this doesn't disappoint...

 

[no4mk1t]

 

[no4mk1t]

For when your grammar Nazi friend quotes the "Rule".

 

[no4mk1t]

But it wasn't the "last" supper for that fat chick in the middle. She hasn't missed a meal in 20 years...

 

[no4mk1t]

That's a long list...

 

[no4mk1t]

I told ya he lit a blunt off that torch...

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1818436415304221038

 

[BeerHunter]

View: https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1818436415304221038

Love BB and this was even funnier before Bidet "dropped out" of the election!

 

[no4mk1t]

Need suggestions for one we can name "Kamala"...

 

[no4mk1t]

Mick who?
Imagine being a millennial at the Olympics staring at your cell phone having no clue you're sitting next to Mick Jagger

 

[no4mk1t]

That's so baaaaad...

 

[no4mk1t]

So, under all the Bondo, they're just as ordinary as the rest of us...

 

[no4mk1t]

When someone in Paris has a blunt bigger than yours...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you have the cab of your pickup truck well organized...

 

[Racer88]

Mick who?
Imagine being a millennial at the Olympics staring at your cell phone having no clue you're sitting next to Mick Jagger

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Imagine you're Mick Jagger, sitting in a crowd at the Olympics, and nobody recognizes you.