"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

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They say the first one there gets to name it. I'm thinking this is not an old Indian name... :unsure:

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BillKilgore said:
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And you thought Kermit the Frog had it rough when he said..."It's not easy being green".
It looks like if you're a UN "Peacekeeper" that "Being blue is harder on you".
I'd be keeping a rattle can of OD Green in my ruck if I were you...
 
Yep, they count on short memories when it comes to promises...

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Hey, it could be worse, your degree could be in Underwater Basket Weaving... And college did get you somewhere...in debt.
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When Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David were pitching their idea for a sitcom to the network execs, the suits asked them, "What's it about?" Jerry responded. "It's a show about nothing".
Kamala's campaign reminds me a lot about that...

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If Groucho were still with us, I could see him saying this...

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They ought to have a "ply rating" like they do on tires so you know how many squares it takes to wipe your ass without risking a puncture and shit on your fingers...the cheap stuff we have at work you can see through and it takes a foot and a half folded up to guarantee a puncture proof wipe.

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We want the Dangerfield!! IYKYK!!
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