"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[Secret Squirrel]

 

[MikedaddyH]

 

[MikedaddyH]

 

[MikedaddyH]

Much more tasty than slugs.

 

[no4mk1t]

Kinda what we have now with Kamala, just not as funny...

 

[BeerHunter]

 

[Racer88]

Kinda what we have now with Kamala, just not as funny...

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I have that shirt! Gift for Father's Day.

 

[Racer88]

 

[no4mk1t]

Might have to use this one if I encounter a nasty Karen...

 

[no4mk1t]

Col. Sanders: Look, I'll make a deal with you. I'll give you the secret recipe, but ya gotta do something about Popeye's and Church's, something biblical, you know, to send a message.

Jesus: How bout a plague of frogs?

Col. Sanders: No, they'll just bread 'em and fry 'em and add frog legs to the menu.

Jesus: How bout boils?

Col. Sanders: Yeah, boils on the CEO's and BOD's asses. Make it so they can't sit down...and one right in the crack too...so they can't even wipe.

Jesus: Are you sure you're not a Roman? That's savage man...

 

[MikedaddyH]

Everybody wins today !

 

[MikedaddyH]

 

[MikedaddyH]

 

[MikedaddyH]

Always have a plan B.

 

[MikedaddyH]

 

[seniormoment]

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I thought it was the coke in the cola that did it.

 

[One Ping Only]

 

[no4mk1t]

In Texas.
Must be like the combination hunting/fishing license we have here...

 

[no4mk1t]

Be funny as shit if it's true... Anyone know for sure?

 

[no4mk1t]

Gotta get a little payback for all those payments you made...