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A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, "Got any grapes?"

The cashier says, "No, we don't sell grapes."

The next day, the duck comes back and asks again, "Got any grapes?"

The cashier, getting annoyed, says, "No! We don't sell grapes."

The third day, the duck returns and asks, "Go any grapes?"

The cashier, frustrated, says, "If you come in here one more time asking for grapes,
I'm going to nail your beak to the floor!”

The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"

The cashier, confused, says, "No..."

The duck grins, "Got any grapes?"
 
MikedaddyH said:
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Sadly, people believe this to be true. And it clearly is not.

The phones didn't blow up. The EXPLOSIVE materials surreptitiously PLANTED inside the pagers and phones were DETONATED. It wasn't the "electronics" that were magically programmed to blow up. There's nothing in the electronics of a phone or pager that can blow up. Software and electronic cannot explode any more than a hammer can explode. But if you strap a stick of dynamite to the hammer... and detonate it, it doesn't mean that all hammers can be "programmed" to explode.
 
Racer88 said:
Sadly, people believe this to be true. And it clearly is not.

The phones didn't blow up. The EXPLOSIVE materials surreptitiously PLANTED inside the pagers and phones were DETONATED. It wasn't the "electronics" that were magically programmed to blow up. There's nothing in the electronics of a phone or pager that can blow up. Software and electronic cannot explode any more than a hammer can explode. But if you strap a stick of dynamite to the hammer... and detonate it, it doesn't mean that all hammers can be "programmed" to explode.
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A little C4 goes along way !
 
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