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[no4mk1t]

Supplying coyotes worldwide since 1949.

 

[no4mk1t]

In her prime she was known as "Death Grip Doris"...

 

[no4mk1t]

Mencken has the best quotes...

 

[no4mk1t]

I wonder if @Michele would etch this one for me?

 

[seniormoment]

 

[no4mk1t]

 

[no4mk1t]

But does Jr. know when to pull it?

 

[Racer88]

But does Jr. know when to pull it?

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LOL! IYKYK

 

[no4mk1t]

Paradise by the Warp Core Light...

 

[no4mk1t]

And if you see a soldier with this patch on his shoulder, he's just one of Trump's Ceremonials Guards. He just looks good in formation when foreign dignitaries visit. He knows little about fighting and as long as you stay a half block away, he can't shoot well enough to hit you...

 

[no4mk1t]

Name that island.

Johnson's Bight
Peter's Cay
Wang Isle
Wanker's Reef

 

[no4mk1t]

So, Kamala is campaigning on the circle jerk?

 

[One Ping Only]

 

[no4mk1t]

Gabrial back in his club days.
He later in his Comedy Central Special from Hawaii retold this story with G. Reilly. But I think this version is best.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbppTv4pCGQ

 

[no4mk1t]

Meanwhile, Marines deploying to L.A. get their orders from the CO...

 

[NavyVette]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[One Ping Only]

They are a-plenty.

 

[no4mk1t]

Spartacus!

 

[no4mk1t]

Swish and rinse daily to prevent bad breath...