"Official" Thread Assorted Funny $hit

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/ClownWorld_/status/1937569490340053161

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/yalligatorgar/status/1937618035151634712

 

[no4mk1t]

When you want to order a dozen of these to award to co-workers on the day you retire...

 

[no4mk1t]

Snip, snip!!
And you'll have to wear the "cone of shame" around your neck for a week...

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/SteveLovesAmmo/status/1937966899788140903

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[One Ping Only]

"Pristine, Like-new French Foreign Legion Rifles for sale. Never fired. White Flag included."

 

[seniormoment]

"Pristine, Like-new French Foreign Legion Rifles for sale. Never fired. White Flag included."

Never fired, only dropped once

 

[Racer88]

Never fired, only dropped once

 

[One Ping Only]

There you go. More succinct. I couldn't recall the "dropped once" phrase from my swirling synapses...

 

[seniormoment]

There you go. More succinct. I couldn't recall the "dropped once" phrase from my swirling synapses...

It was a line from a scene in “Full Metal Jacket”

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/catturd2/status/1938956844044820650

 

[Curmudgeon]

Not sure where I found this but IYKYK.

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/RickyDoggin/status/1938788860575785069

 

[no4mk1t]

Is it any crazier than some of the other stuff from the rainbow people?