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FrankenGlock said:
Make sure to add the hundreds of millions in losses they will see and have already seen.
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There is one the next town over. Haven't been in there in over a decade. Maybe I'll go in and order a glass of water. (only) How much of a tip would you leave? :unsure:
 
Bobster said:
There is one the next town over. Haven't been in there in over a decade. Maybe I'll go in and order a glass of water. (only) How much of a tip would you leave? :unsure:
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That’s the problem as the decline in sales will hurt their wait staff and not their executives the same way. The CEO even if fired will float off with her golden parachute and not a care in the world.
 
They have the ONLY box Mac'n cheese that will cross our threshold (when my missus doesn't want to make it from scratch) in times past. But it has now been banned from the shopping list.
 
When someone slipped a Carolina Reaper into your burrito and you choked it down. But now it's time to pay the piper...

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Ah yes, that marital bliss...

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Well, that explains a lot...

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When you don't want to be profiled...

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