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[no4mk1t]

When you're doing your part to turn the tide red...

 

[Bobster]

When you're doing your part to turn the tide red...

I'll assume you tell her AFTER you make your deposit?

 

[no4mk1t]

Is Aqua-Net still flammable after it dries? Asking for a friend...

 

[no4mk1t]

When you've seen the Chinese translation of Deliverance...

 

[Racer88]

 

[NavyVette]

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/GPAIndiana/status/1981184403138134347?t=RRNWh41aBnEMtDRYGsuqyg&s=19

 

[no4mk1t]

Caitlyn Jenner doing her best Peg Bundy impersonation...
Bon Bons Al!!

 

[no4mk1t]

If they can pretend, why can't we?

 

[seniormoment]

 

[seniormoment]

 

[Racer88]

View: https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1981492100668473805?t=rzjn6Hdkyz198AqxWVbdqA&s=19

 

[no4mk1t]

Burn Notice...

 

[no4mk1t]

When her girlfriend told her she needs to network and get her name out there if she wants to be noticed...

 

[Racer88]

OK... who's gonna drive this thing?
You drive it.
No, YOU drive it.
I'm not gonna drive it.
Let's get Miguel.
He won't drive it. He hates everything.
Hey, Miguelito! He drives it!
Ka-BOOM!


View: https://x.com/SecWar/status/1981706596972372446

 

[seniormoment]

 

[One Ping Only]

Illegal use and abuse of cigars.

 

[Racer88]

 

[no4mk1t]

View attachment 35828

Needs more piercings and tats to be convincing.