Article Link! The USS Ford crew is struggling with sewage problems on board the Navy's new carrier

I had a job installing music/pa systems in funeral homes, and for one of te assigments I flew into Chicago and met up with my co worker for jobs in Iowa. We were driving down two lane roads to small towns, and more than once we got behing a semi hauling hogs. The van got spattered with hog piss each time. That's a nasty smell.
 
A DMV motorcycle examiner told me a middle aged woman showed up with a scooter to take her test. She told him she couldn't make left hand turns on account of her fibromyalgia. Which is a fake disease, BTW.

He told her she could not pass the test if she cant do a left hand turn. He got an impassioned lecture in how society dismisses overweight, physically unfit, middle aged women because they are no longer attractive to men. He still refused to pass her so she made formal complaint about the mysogyny of the DMV.

Unrelated to sewage but I'll bet she smelled like cats.
 
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